InsaneJournal

Current mood:	cold
Current music:	David Bowie- The Man Who Sold The World

Postmodernism is evil
So, I am avoiding it :D Instead, I have this random meme. Aaight.

Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends! Try not to be lame and spoil the fun! If you get tagged, copy this entire survey and paste into your own blog, change all of the answers so that they apply to you.

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends that you might not have known! Some of you may get tagged several times, so they can always refer back to your blog for your answers.


1. What time did you get up this morning? - Morning?! Are you serious? It went more like this: "groaaan" *crash thud* "Fuck. Ouch." *sumblestumble* "mumblecoffeemumble" *slurp* "Mmmm, 'm book. Mm" ~~ hours later *ashtray full, coffee gone, book read* "Ah, yes. Hello world! What a pretty sunset!"

2. Diamonds or pearls? - oO I guess diamonds, they're sparly and I don't think I like the idea of wearing something's poop.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Errrr *ponders* Ohyeah! THE DARK KNIGHT <3<3<3<3<3 OH, BATS *swoons*

4. What is your favorite TV show? - I don't watch TV because it's too much like work. "BE THERE AT SPECIFIC POINT IN TIME!" Nope. Can't do.

5. What do you usually have for breakfast? - Coffee and cigarettes.

6. What is your middle name? - Don't have one, unless you count 'you cretin' or 'you brat'.

7. What food do you dislike? - Fish. Please to be taking it away from me, please. Unless it's raw. Oh, and pea soup. *shudder*

8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? - Soman | Mask

9. What kind of car do you drive? - I don't XD

10. Favorite sandwich? - Hummus and olives mmmmmmmyum

11. What characteristic do you despise? - "Oh woe is me" Just shut the fuck up, plz.

12. Favourite item of clothing? - Allllll my shoes.

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? - Alaska, and HUNT BEARZ MUAHAHAHA.

14. Favourite brand of clothing? - Errrrr....Oilily

15. Where would you retire to? - Pemberley, with Mr. Darcy

16. What was your most recent memorable birthday? - The one where I got so drunk I couldn't remember my own face, or the one I got so drunk I couldn't distinguish between my face and my ass.

17. Favourite sport to watch? - Figureskating, FOR THE TIGHTS, I SWEAR.

18. Furthest place you are “tagging” this? - oO what?

19. Person you expect to send it back first? - My sekrit stalker <3

20. When is your birthday? - September 9th. Yes, the 09-09-09 will be VERY FUNNY. JUST LIKE 09-09-99 WAS. -_-'

21. Are you a morning person or a night person? - Er, Not morning, that's for sure.

22. What is your shoe size? 39, EU. That's sort of a 6.5 US and a 5.5 UK, I think. Or so my Korean made shoe tells me.

23. Pets? - Her Royal Bitchiness, Mrr the first, a huge Norwegian forest cat

24. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? - I watched a French transvestite drink an entire bottle of vodka in one go recently. oO And he lived, too. *boggle* But he also ate a can of redbull.

25. What did you want to be when you were little? - IN THE ARMY.

26. How are you today? - FREEZING COLD. I can't turn the heating on in this room because it would fry my computer oO

27. What is your favourite candy? - Cote d'Or bonbonbloc

28. What is your favourite flower? - Stargazer lily, SO PRETTY, I am getting it tattooed.

29. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? - CHRISTMASSSS

30. What’s your full name? - NOT UNTIL THE SECOND DATE D:

31. What are you listening to right now? - David Bowie

32. What was the last thing you ate? - Toast :D

33. Do you wish on stars? - Nope, beacuse it's usually too clouded :(

34. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? - Hot Pink

35. How is the weather right now? - Brrrrrrrrrr, and wet

36. The first person you spoke to on the phone - Mother, she was buying me things again, hahaha.

37. Favourite soft drink? - Cassis

38. Favourite restaurant? - Mmm, Kalinka, but it cloooosed :(:(:(:(

39. Real hair colour? - Dark brown with red and blond in it. Don't ask.

40. What was your favourite toy as a child? - A firetruck with ladders and a hose :D

41. Hugs or kisses? - Hugs, I am afraid of germs, hahaha.

42. Chocolate or Vanilla? - Chocolate

43. Coffee or tea? - Coffeeeeeeee, it runs through my veins, like GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! THE PANTS COMMAND ME. DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!

44. Do you want your friends to email you back? - Usually, yeah. I'm communicationally challenged, so when I email (a rarity) I really need something lol

45. When was the last time you cried? - When I chopped onions for salsa D:

46. What is under your bed?- Lots of shoes, socks, paint supplies, random junk I don't really want to see again in a hurry.

47. What did you do last night? - I was asleep for once.

48. What are you afraid of? - Fish. Yeah, I know. Let's not talk about it.

49. Salty or sweet? - Salty. I could really use some rosemary and seasalt crisps right about now.

50. How many keys on your key ring? - At least seven oO I can get in a loooot of houses *grin*

51. Favorite day of the week? - Saturday

52. If you can choose your talent, what would it be? - I would like one of them insane memories where everything totally makes sense after seeing something only once. SO I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

53. Do you make friends easily? - Oddly, yes, despite the fact I am actually pretty mean and have horrible communication skillz.

54. How many people will you tag this to? - All my minons!

55. How many will respond? - Possibly one :( I am a fairly hopeless evil overlord.